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THE POOP REPORT
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HOT SAUCES
FOR A PARCHED WORLD
Treat your British bum to some fiery fun.
Plus music for your ass- Fart Cd's
www.hot-headz.com

ADFARTISEMENTS

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FART MONITOR
Of course they count.Now keep track of all those lost rippers, flutterblasts and beerfarts that you drop while sleeping. No need to feel insecure anymore. Register a full 24 hour full day, every day, with the Hynd Fart Monitor Great for first dates, hospital use or wherever you happen to be.

FART REMOVER
16 oz Pulverizer spray bottle
Guaranteed to remove even the the toughest stains and smells.
Disclaimer: not effective against British farts,

WANTED: FART FANS
Customers needed to buy incredible Fart CD Blonde Cheerleaders Don't Fart 99 of the World's Deadliest Farts.
Details at Fartoholics.com

FART BOUQUETS FOR ALL OCCASIONS
Commemorate the special moments in life with a fabulous Fart Bouquet. Show those you care most about that they are number one with a personalized bouquet of your finest. Additional charges may apply for rush delivery.

FELINE FART DEVICE
Bored with your cat not farting? No one to blame it on? Now your cat can fart like a dog with this incredible implant. Order yours today.

YOU FART
The power with the click of a mouse to explore dark new worlds. The Fartasmagorical World of Fart Videos – click here to witness these amazing images ... at your own peril.

DOG WHISTLE CALLS DOG WHEN YOU FART
How often have you tried to blame Fido when you fart, but your pooch is nowhere to be found. Those days are over my friend. With this high pitched dog whistle inserted into your rectum, your farts will become silent to human ears, but scream out to your best friend. Watch him come running to take the blame at the drop of a fart.

SPHINCTER AUGMENTATION
Return that dried up pressure valve into the tight elasticized sonic resonator of your dreams

RECTAL LIFT
For advance fart propulsion. Contact:
Dr.Helmut Derriere ASS.MD

SCUBA SUITS WITH FART BREATHE
Revolutionary new stretch material that lets the farts out but won’t let the water in. Available in all sizes and colors, Wholesale inquiries welcome.

INTRODUCING:
THE 2009 FARTMOBILE!
Harness your power!!!
Drive the car with class
That runs on human gas

FART JUGGLER POSITION OPEN
Must be good looking
self starter, and ambidextrous.

WANTED: SUPERINTENDENT OF FARTS
Senior position, Must be a cut above.
No amateurs need apply.

SPY NEEDED
No experience necessary
fart detection talents a bonus.

LOST
Heirloom farts, belonged to my Grandfather.
If found approach with caution. Huge rewards.

FART PHOTOGRAPHER NEEDED
British assignment. Must be willing to work under dangerous conditions. Applicants afraid of curry need not apply.

FARTS OF FAME

BLONDE CHEERLEADERS
DON’T FART - 99 OF THE WORLD’S DEADLIEST FARTS

Cheerleaders Don't Fart

THE MUST HAVE CD FOR FARTOHOLICS EVERYWHERE.
Only $9.99 from Amazon.com
Order Now!!!!!
Wholesale enquiries welcome - contact us

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